“She’s going to bring me down the aisle in chains. Take them off when we get to the front. And then at the end of the ceremony, she will give them to Tiffany who will put them back on and then we will go back down the aisle.”
“So, we’re actually already married but nobody knows.”
“We’re expecting.”

What an absolutely delightful wedding! You did an awesome job capturing and describing it. Nice work!